dong dip

When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.

"Dude, Mike is such a jackass." "I know. Want to do a dong dip in his beer?"

by Greg427 February 20, 2009

schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 2, 2004

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum

jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!

by my dong May 29, 2016

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005