no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

dolce

Oblivious idiot

He is a dolce because he will not clean his own toilet when the landlord puts the cleaner in plain sight for him.n oblivious idiot

by CrackedupMD July 8, 2017

No Dice

An awesome quote that only awesome people and Storm Shaun can use. It can only be used when a guy gets owned and its origins are from 50's gambling.

Noob: I just owned your Protoss with my Zerg

(Noob tries to own Storm Shaun but he counter attacks and kills all his forces)

Storm Shaun: No Dice

Noob: I just got pwned :(

by Storm Shaun September 21, 2010

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

dicey

What happens when you ride a bike on a frozen lake. You get all dicey and shiznat. (((WHAT WHAT!)))

Check it, lets go ride on that lake with our Huffy's, it's for sure gonna end up dicey!

by JordanDiginZ0rz October 5, 2003

diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009

Doige

Literally translated from Irish it means "The lowliest of men". Though there is argument between scholars with reference to the more direct translation where the word 'lowliest' is substituted for 'filthiest'.

"I refused to be exampined with a Doige in the room!"

"Urgh! You Doige! My deep fat frier is on fire!"

by ROTFLMAO August 8, 2005