dingleberry

Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?

Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry

by SEVEN CARD December 6, 2006

dingleberry

There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

by bigbobp January 13, 2009

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

by dirp June 22, 2006

dingerred

the act of forcing your opponent to do what you want him to do.

GT was dingerred into stop calling his enemies faggots.

by d-i-n-g June 15, 2018

Quandale Dingle

An infamous high school for the performing arts in Bristow VA (Virginia), this school is often the butt of many jokes because of its ridiculous name and its egregious students that attend this goofy school. Now, lets get into: who is Quandale dingle? Quandale dingle was an Irish immigrant. His father was the owner of the town aptly named "Dingle". It was a town full of pubs and drunken homeless people. The poverty in this town was so badx, it was later dubbed "piss town". The streets and their piss smell really gave it that terribly inappropriate name. Once Quandale Dingle was born in the 1900's, he was an ambitious youngster with a lot of sarcasm. After him and his parents moved away from the hell hole that was "Dingle", the migrated to Virginia USA. After their migration in the 1910's, Quandale Dingle decided he wanted to join the war against Germany. He was so young and yet so brave. His body count of 198 really showed his manly-ness. As for his kill count, he was highly respected in his attempt to shoot an enemy but instead shooting his general in the balls. He was honorably discharged on May 20th 1912. After this he fell into a deep depression. Now out of luck, Quandale Dingle had to join the labor force and work at an pickle factory. Whilst working at said factory he fell into a vat of Pickling juice and drowned. He was commemorated and had the local school built on top of the factory where he died named after him. That my dear friend, is the story of Quandale Dingle.

UGH! Your like the Quandale Dingle of the music class! Please just shutup!

by TheQuandaleSyndicale April 7, 2022

dingleberry soup

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

dingelidong

Used to greet someone who is a stupid dick. Sometimes used during table-tennis matches, referring to the term ping-pong.

See also (dingel) and (dong).

What's up dingelidong?
Later, dingelidong.
Your serve, dingelidong.
It was out, dingelidong.
11-0, dingelidong.

by menge January 1, 2009