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digital purgatory

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.
I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.
by pdobrinen May 29, 2011
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The Digital Fairy

A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️
"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"

"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"

"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"
by tynnosaur January 21, 2019
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digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.
Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!
by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019
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digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.
Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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Digital Veil

Something or someone on the internet that becomes an obsession.
It's just too awkward, I need my digital veil.
by Im_Charming March 30, 2011
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Weak-digit

a finger with a low-threshold for heat/pain
I wonder if they have java jackets, for the weak-digit ones among us?
by Sojonym July 19, 2016
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