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Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
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Digital Campground

The place a Geocacher stops to rest during a long Geocaching session.
Dad! Can we go back to the digital campground? We've been geocaching forever!
by Reihn April 6, 2010
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6-digit

An osu! player in the rank range 999,999 - 100,000, inclusive (i.e. having 6-digits in their rank). They are stereotypically terrible at the game despite being the top 5% of the player base.
6-digit: Hey, this map doesn't seem to represent the song that well.
4-digit: 6-digit NPC your opinion doesn't matter
by Kerbalover99 September 13, 2022
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digital kyphosis

Hunching of your back due to excessive use of hand-held electronic devices, pc gaming and computer use. Condition can become permanent if proper exercises are not done on a regular basis.
Most teens are at risk of developing digital kyphosis due to excessive use of electronic hand-held devices.
by Jazzy Ronnoco May 22, 2018
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digital trail

The contribution of an individual made by his/her liking, posting pictures/videos on line in a permanent database.
James was quite surprised to see how many people liked his post, that went viral, he had no clue as to the digital trail he would leave behind.
by videograbber September 30, 2013
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sinking digits

Getting your fingers in a lass, preferably on the D-floor.
I was sinking digits on the D-floor last night.
by I.Said.it.before.Jaydos! November 2, 2013
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digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.
Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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