wheelchair drunk

A state in which a person is so intoxicated they need to be removed from the premises via a wheelchair—usually by property owners looking to avoid further liability or damages.

The casino decided Mark was wheelchair drunk after he rocket booted all over the slot machine. They rolled him to the curb and dropped him off.

by Ketel September 30, 2008

math drunk

(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.

A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."

B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"

by lexdfox December 2, 2010

Kush Drunk

The state of mind in one is so high from weed that he or she feels euphoric and cannot control their mouth and what comes out of it.

Mike (High): Yo Bro I am not a Panda wash homework doing.
Brian (sober): What are you talking about?
Mike (High): I dont know what I am even saying Bro I'm Kush Drunk to the Max.
Brian (sober): LOL lemme hit that joint a couple times Bro
Brian (High): Dude im frickin trippin california yesterday windows!
Mike (High): LOL what?!
Brian (High): IDK Bro I am soooo Kush Drunk ROFL

by Himalayan Turkey July 1, 2011

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

drunkasaurus

1. To drunkely stumble around as though they were a dinosaur that was drunk. Ie bumping into things, being loud, and very in the way.

Allison Watts was such a drunkasaurus on the bus.

by Ewok Killer February 21, 2007

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

drunkass

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf

Get off the floor! You're embarrassing yourself drunkass!

by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 5, 2007