Online Education

Absolute Shit

Hey! Do you like Online Education?
Yes I do! Because I am a complete idiot.

by I love chickpeas June 14, 2023

Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

DeLaSalle education center

A high school in Kansas city full of bops and stoners. Half the school smells like za and 5% of the girls are pregnant. No one there gives a shit, they either just want to graduate or want to be a thug.

"DeLaSalle Education Center is poor ASH"

by Zackary Backary August 14, 2025

DeLaSalle Education Center

A high school in KCMO full of bops and stoners. Half of the students are high and 5% of the girls are pregnant. No one there gives a single fuck, they either want to graduate or be a thug.

"DeLaSalle Education Center is poor as hell"

by Zackary Backary August 14, 2025

Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

last education

a) The last level of education attained by currently living adults who do no longer go to school, b) the last level of education attained by someone who has died whilst pursuing some form of education

Even though she passed away whilst wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, forever marking her dedication to learning.

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025