easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Dave orit

Meaning, “day for it”.

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit

by Wolf week March 27, 2020

dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

by Sagoon December 16, 2017

Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018

Airport Dave

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021