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hot date

Generally used sarcastically to exaggerate the appeal of a date. The date may or may not be real, and although the date might actually be "hot", as in exciting, it's just as likely to not exist at all or be boring.
Are you going on a hot date tonight?
Yes. With my Mom.
by RustyBucky May 8, 2011
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Daleys

Pronounced "dailies" but always spelt with the word Dale at the front due to its origin in the town of Rochdale UK.
A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium.
Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town.

Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise.
All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good.

The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now.

The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
Bucket 1 : I was attacked by a geet band of rabbit Daleys yesterday as I strode through Heywood

Bucket 2 : Oh no my lad, if you was being bish bash beaten by a Daley, you would be floating up to the geet Gigg in the sky young fella me lad.

Bucket 1 : So who did beat me yon Saturday?

Bucket 2 : Would be the local Hey-woodsmen, I they did bite you, you must drink bleach to avoid mushroom growth on your nose and fingers.
by ThePhantomPuppeteer November 21, 2009
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Date Gut

When on a first date with a girl, a boy is exceptionally nervous. This anxiety causes pockets of gas to form in the bowel. Because of the female presence, expelling the gaseous build up is not a viable option; therefore, the stomach begins to bloat and cramp, causing date gut. But the moment the unsuspecting date is dropped safely at home, the gas is released along with any painful stomach cramps.
Went out with Carrie last night, and now my butt hole hurts -- bad case of date gut.
by S_Funkster July 27, 2011
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null date

A romantic date that one, both, or third parties later deny counted as a date at all.
"Jasmine is hot, but the second she started talking it was a null date."

"Snodgrass said he took me out? Ew, no! Laser Tag nullified that date!"
by Kate Saybrook August 4, 2009
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Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.
Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date
by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011
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Group Date

when multiple couples get together to do an activity.
Dawn and Dallas are going to meet up with Cassie who is dating Tyler and Kaylee who is dating Kalab. Three couples are going on a group date to go bowling.
by anjadaddabbo December 31, 2012
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last minute prom date

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.
Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.
by Laiho's Eyeliner September 30, 2008
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