damn daniel

A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.

DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!

by durrplant August 14, 2016

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ohh damn

when you get roasted

cami: i might not be beautiful on the outside but i am on the inside

jess: yeah at lest your guts might be better than looking at your face

people foolish foolish people : ohhh damn
ohh damn

by ohwowcornoahitusgood May 23, 2020

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GYATT DAMN

When another female's ( or male's I don't judge ) bottom is particularly big.

Guy: Dude, look at Jessica today.
Guy 2: GYATT DAMN

by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023

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Alabama damn

A damn you give to the Alabama degree

Jeff: Did you see Mark got a new cat
You: I don't give an Alabama damn about Mark's cat

by Batmans_Toe April 11, 2023

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This Damn Song

A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.

*This damn song starts to play*

Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”

*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*

by CSD02 December 24, 2022

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