schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi December 01, 2016

belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.

"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."

by queen of fucking france bitches July 28, 2007

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 02, 2004

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

by Mena Iainttellinu October 09, 2003

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum

jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 02, 2008

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!

by my dong April 26, 2016

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 23, 2005