cyclops penis 

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

cyclops penis by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

Cyclone girl 

A being of unknown origin with an extremely similar anatomy as to of a human. They are literally a walking example of hate, death, and annoyance. If you in counter a cyclone girl stay still and they won’t see you( like a dinosaur) or run like hell in the other direction. You can tell a cyclone girl apart from a human a number of ways. For example if they are on the cyclone soft ball team, or super annoying, and have a high pitched annoying voice.

Josh: hey is that a mosquito

Molly: no it’s a cyclone girl

Cyclone girl by Anticycloner November 13, 2019

cyclomethane

It's an impossible structure in organic chemistry, along with cycloethane. The lowest cyclic structure is cyclopropane. For all the non-chem people, think about it like this. There's no polygon with 1 side or 2 sides. The polygon with the lowest number of sides is a triangle with 3 sides.

* in Orgo class *
Kid who thinks they're cool: Excuse me teacher, how does one draw le CYCLOMETHANE?! HAR HAR HA...
Teacher, who doesn't want to deal with this kid: * slaps kid in the face with the textbook * Get out of my class RN, pleb!
* kid runs out of class crying *

cyclomethane by TSALB MOOB January 6, 2019

cyclobenzaprine 

pills.
amazing.
a skeletal muscle relaxant for physical therapy
makes you dizzy, light headed, gives you blurred vision, and of course, makes you pass out .. HARD
great for school days.

give me some fxing cyclobenzaprine.

cyclobenzaprine by xxsdravexx May 13, 2008

bomb cyclone 

A fake meteorological term made up and pushed by the media to instill fear in the general populous about a relatively strong storm to get more views. The “bomb” refers to the meteorological process of bombogenesis which is the rapid strengthening of a storm in 24 hours. The “cyclone” is referring to the shape of the storm looking like a hurricane or cyclone.

Person 1: Yo did you here about the bomb cyclone coming this weekend?

Person 2: The what...?

bomb cyclone by Person 2 AKA The smart one January 7, 2018

Cyclone SteveO 

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone SteveO hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed three cans of baked beans, destroyed a can opener and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

Cyclone SteveO by DanVito December 12, 2006

bang like a dunny door in a cyclone 

Meaning a girl will fuck really hard. The “dunny” is Australian slang for a toilet/bathroom and historically these were outside of the house. The cyclone is the Southern Hemisphere’s version of a hurricane.

I reckon Paris Hilton would bang like a dunny door in a cyclone as fuck knows she has had enough practice mate!

bang like a dunny door in a cyclone by Displaced Aussie October 4, 2019