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Is a nigger that sucks Dick
by Bigger fagot March 19, 2017
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Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet
Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton
by Leora27 July 9, 2017
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Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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Travis Carton

Such a beautiful man. Such a catch if you meet a travis hold on to him
by Travis Carton June 16, 2018
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Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.
'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'
by O-U-812 September 11, 2019
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Official CARtoon

The best youtuber ever periodt. You can use this name when complimenting someone.
Oh! You edit so good! This is a masterpiece! You are an Official CARtoon indeed!
by MDrian December 20, 2020
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Canceled Cartoon

This is a cartoon that SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING canceled, and the damn BOOST RATINGS go down cause of this.
No my favorite cartoon has been turned into a canceled cartoon! I'M GONNA GO TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS... AND KILL EM...
by Gabriel_XYZ March 19, 2021
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