Crusty Iced Bun

Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.

After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!

by John Cash 808 September 2, 2016

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

Crustyfucc

A fucc that indeed is crusty
- When a crusty residue is left after hardcore fucc

'yesterday i slept with Shaun, it indeed was a crustyfucc

by crustyfucc - seb and will xxo June 9, 2018

crystyl

An amazing person all around. She can be brutally honest or she can be fake. She is very pretty and normally has green eyes. She has brown or black hair,but sometimes blond. You tell her not to do something and you got it, she'll be doing it in a heartbeat. She's a great mom and will do anything for her family.

Crystyl is my best friend. She's crazy but I love her!

by MarLySp November 3, 2018

Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019