cricket

penis that is shorter in length then it is in width that uncontrollably shoots cum (purple headed yogurt slinger)

God your such a cricket.
Oh man i have such a cricket.

by queequm November 19, 2003

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

cricket

a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)

i batted four times in one over of cricket yesterday (i smoked four cones in one sitting yesterday)

by I. M. Baked January 30, 2010

dick cricket

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

by krc22 December 15, 2007

Cricket

Worst wireless carrier to date. Don't waste your money, you will regret it when you see how bad the service is. Buy yourself something nice instead.

You got Cricket? Oh, I'm so sorry!

by saynotocricket July 7, 2010

Getto Cricket

Exacly like real cricket but insted of a bat you have to use a thin peice of wood that you can find and a tennis ball.

Because our school is cheap with no sports borrowing, we had to play Getto Cricket

by Ben "Fozzy" February 24, 2006

chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017