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croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!
by fifis December 9, 2018
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Cotching

The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.
My boxer shorts are really cotching.
by Jinola June 23, 2011
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Crashing Boats

Getting credits in VMK (virtual magic kingdom, a disney MMORPG). Playing the jungle cruise Photo Safari game, even if you don't get any points, earns you credits. So, to get lots of credits, people play Jungle Cruise and crash their boats, hence the phrase crashing boats.
"The black HM suit is coming out?! Man, I need to start crashing boats."
by kerr bear October 29, 2005
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double clutching

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.
I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.
by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008
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Clutching

When you go to someone's house and immediately have to poop but you're scared someone will hear the splash so you catch and release.
I was so excited to get to Nae-Nae's house that I forgot to poop at home. I got my clutching on so they would just think it was a tinkle.
by Clipperz January 27, 2016
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catching it on the backswing

Recieving a kick to the testicles from the rear; while the testicles are at the height of a backwards swing, forcing them into the rectum.
After catching it on the backswing Corey spent a long night at the hospital having his nuts pulled out of his bum-bum.
by Cpt.Doc February 29, 2008
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Catching fairies

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies
by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016
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