craphole

A big piece of crap. People always hate them. They are the biggest pieces of crap

Guy 1, “That girl is a craphole.”
Guy 2, “ So true.”

by Bob the fricken builder February 10, 2019

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019

Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020

Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.

“Damn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypass”

by marseddie February 3, 2021

Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Catholic School Boy

If he came from an all boys school, then he's extremely, bent. The least they can be is bisexual, but that is extremely rare. They play gay games such as 8 ball madness, and do a lot of gay stuff. If they come from an co-ed catholic school, then they're extremely stupid, and a prick.

Person 1: Bro he's a catholic school boy
Person 2: Don't let him notice us we don't wanna become gay

by ForeverVirgin November 3, 2022

mackillop catholic college

the worst school in darwin, northern territory.

person 1: i’m thinking about moving to mackillop catholic college (mcc)
person 2: oh i wouldn’t do that if i were you, it’s the worst private school in darwin

by cartiervert March 12, 2021