sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.

guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there

by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020

Cornbread cowboi

A small town country feller down on his luck who seeks fun in local bars and loves to take big dumps at gas stations.

Man that volunteer firefighter loves to party and listen to old country music. Must be a cornbread cowboi

by Uncle Otis April 7, 2023

Coronado Cowboy

Less than; a fake; a poser. ALSO: a traditional rough neck who's been caught doing things unacceptable on a cattle drive, such as enjoying fresh Mimosas & getting mani/pedis, using hair conditioner, et cetera.

"Did you see Johnny in the field last week?"
"Man, that Coronado Cowboy ain't shit. I saw him having brunch on Sunday!"

by J. William January 4, 2022

Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

by Cblaw June 14, 2018

The winking cowboy

When you cum on a girl as you say “it’s high noon baby” in a southern accent and do finger guns

This girl and I did the winking cowboy last night...didn’t sleep for weeks!

by 5zach_69 January 25, 2020

heartbroken cowboy

An internet meme used to depict upset at an event or outcome.

Heartbroken cowboy is heartbroken by the tragedy in Greece.

When my little brother sees his goldfish has died, he's going to be a totally heartbroken cowboy.

by Andellic July 17, 2018

cowboy song

One of Thin Lizzy's greatest tracks. Arguably one of the finest songs ever written, the guitar can leave you in a mess after twenty straight orgasms.

"Hey dude, have you heard cowboy song?"
"Yeah man, needed a mop for the semen on the ceiling afterwards though"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014