finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

Anti-Cousin

A cousin who exhibits antisocial behavior.

Our parents might be siblings, but he is the Anti-Cousin.

by MagnusPie November 23, 2014

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

sticking cousins

Blood cousins who have sex with each other.

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.

by Rynesdad May 28, 2016

Great cousin

My Cousin once removed.

I'm getting a present for my great cousin.

by Poltergeist222 January 4, 2017

Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

by Drunkinism June 21, 2018