Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

by ZakNak April 22, 2017

Constaflageration

The act of harming someone, then driving them to the hospital and paying their medical bills - on purpose.

He committed a constaflageration the other day by putting my friend Greg in the hospital.

by Cory227 December 17, 2017

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

constán

It can be considered a human typology that can be found on rare occasions. With a standard cock size, but two big balls.

Look, a Constán! What the hell is he doing?

by Roedoricus April 6, 2018

Constant

Referring to the need of constant entertainment

Bro why are you so constant. You need constant entertainment or something?

by Floppyschlong June 2, 2018

Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018