Playboy Confetti

The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.

Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"

Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."

by SeymourVS June 25, 2010

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.

Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020

Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse

Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.

by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022

condito

A fag who cannot keep a relationship for more than a week. Also likes wrestling with guys because he gets boners!!!!

DUDE DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID HES SUCH A CONDITO!!!!!

by BLACKxTOOTHGRIN January 23, 2009

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018