compton

COMPTON, CA (South Central) is known as the gang capital of the nation. This was the birthplace of notorious gangs known worldwide such as the Crips, Bloods/Pirus/Damus, MS-13, and Surenos. Cops are afraid to roll through the streets of Compton since many pigs have been taken out.

Compton is known to locals at the CPT.

"Nigga, Stanley Tookie Williams (Rest in Pieces) came up outta this set! Compton fo' life!"

by South Central Rydah April 17, 2006

computer bold

The bravery ones gets while on a computer to say to or about someone things that they are too cowardly to say to that someone's face

Since you don't know exactly who they are, many people commenting on blogs get computer bold by using the name "Anonymous".

by LeNair Xavier September 19, 2012

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

Fuck Compton

(In)Famous diss track by New York rapper Tim Dog directed at NWA; released back when NWA was big.

The song caused a stir and helped Tim Dog get on the map, but in the long run he would be forgotten and West Coast hip-hop would dominate the charts until the mid-nineties.

"Havin' that gang war?/ We wanna know what you're fighting for/ fightin' over colors/ well all that gang shit's for DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

-Tim Dog, "Fuck Compton"

by the_pop_culture_nerd March 30, 2006

computer

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.

by gothboy September 14, 2003