the clog cult

the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.

the clog cult

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.

Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

gap closer

An ability in a game that brings you near your foes.
Like a jumb, dash or a blink.

Person A: This character is pretty mobile.
Person B: Yea one of his abilitys is a huge gap closer

by Mihito March 12, 2022

so close! ❤️

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation

My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape

by luc designs August 3, 2023

Mouth on the clog

Believing the lies/nonsense

Those cult members really have their mouth on the clog

by Mouthontheclog July 31, 2017

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

poopin' on the clog

Poopin' on the clog is a phrase used meaning to make things worse. Similar to 'fueling the fire.' Poopin' on the clog is when someone exacerbates a problem.

In the context of someone making a situation worse, you might say, "You're just poopin' on the clog, now. "

by TheGrower September 16, 2018