clarton

When you take a huge shit in your balls

Big Asshole took a clarton all over Munder Shitbreath's nutsack!

by originally the X August 21, 2008

Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.

The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.

by nikmet October 17, 2009

claticatismilcation

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010

Caution inc.

1. Those 4 fat dudes on stage.
2. A Punk/Hardcore band from Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.

I've never seen 4 fat guys move so fast! They totally pulled a caution inc.

by drunkonshwater March 4, 2010

Clamtique

The action of throwing powder, flour, talk, etc. onto the female genitalia.

After stepping out of the shower, she was unexpectedly clamtiqued.

by AngelPants & Daddypuncher August 4, 2011

Clatchetty

A clatchet who acts in a positive manner.

This girl be actin straight clatchetty tonight bra!

by Ashrabets August 18, 2013

Clastity

When calamity and catastrophy run together.

Clastity...When your cat is using your couch as a scratching post and you sneak up behind it and grab it,it turns around and slices your wrist open with its claws.
Your furniture being ruined and your injured by the cat who's doin it.

by Creatureofgod August 26, 2013