Analog Cigarette

A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.

After I quit analog cigarettes, I started smoking electronic cigarettes.

by stratsplooger November 17, 2011

cigarette

A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.

A cigarette every now and then is okay with me!

by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

cigarette

Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.

by 2pac October 14, 2003

cigarette

Something that can be awesome if you exercise some self control.

I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.

by Grave Yard Duck August 31, 2003

cigarettiquette

The series of (often) unspoken social rules shared by smokers.

"Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."

by Michael Lark August 3, 2007

Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Cigarbecue

A relaxed, social gathering devoted to the consumption of traditional barbecue food and cigars.

Traditionally takes place in a backyard.

"I just ordered a box of Cubans for Saturday's cigarbecue"

by Morgan Matthias October 18, 2008