bubblegum cigarettes 

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.

bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes

bubblegum cigarettes by MELISSAAAAA July 28, 2006

Figarette 

A filtered cigarette.

Figarettes are for old people and pussies.

Figarette by YoichiAkio July 14, 2010

Cigarettes after sex 

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.

Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.

Cigarettes after sex by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes

Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

Exalted Cigarettes by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

Cigaretiquette  

Unspoken set of rules among smokers and non-smokers for cigarette-related situations.

Proper cigaretiquette includes never asking to bum a cigarette from someone with less than 4 in their pack, lighting someone's cigarette when they don't have a lighter, and always asking if smoking is acceptable when in a non-smoker's car.

Cigaretiquette by Urban Rendezvous December 19, 2008

going to get cigarettes 

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

going to get cigarettes by DirkD January 24, 2007