Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

Crustyfucc

A fucc that indeed is crusty
- When a crusty residue is left after hardcore fucc

'yesterday i slept with Shaun, it indeed was a crustyfucc

by crustyfucc - seb and will xxo June 9, 2018

Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019

crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021