clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 18, 2021

Chowder Chugger

Male Homosexual. Refers to seaman looking like clam chowder

The annual gay pride parade was full of chowder chuggers.

by Raul Concepcion May 23, 2008

tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.

Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."

by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013

wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 08, 2023

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 03, 2019

Biff chowder

To take a shit, defecate, rectally relief yourself.

Who was the last one to biff chowder in the toilet? They didn't flush....

by Zorba the FlipIrish December 21, 2021