chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

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A box of chocolates

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.

I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.

by what&where January 30, 2010

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The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.

friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."

by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010

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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)

Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.

by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011

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