chav

chav stands for council house and violence.

just go to worcestershire, uk theres loads of them.

lol

Person 1: I live in a council house, and I'm violent. What ya gonna do bout that?

Person 2: Call u a Chav!

Person 3: What did u call me??

by joeypane November 26, 2007

chav

either a fit young lad hanging round in bus shelters, parks or churchyards usually wearing a tracksuit with his bottoms tucked into his socks or a old lazy fart that lives on benifits or a young slut!!

o o im a chav il top ya motor!!

by b12 December 14, 2008

chav

C.H.A.V
council Housed And Violent

usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town

"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"

"yea council housed scum!"

by Ashley Petherick April 9, 2008

Chav

A Chav Is The Scum Of The Earth !

And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !

Chav-Yo Emo Go Slit Ya Self Yeahh Mattee !

Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*

Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !

Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*

by Kaytee Lou January 13, 2009

chavs

Chavs, o! You light up my day!!! You think you're soo hard core (innit)with your "burberry" gear, flourescent pink tracksuits with scraped back hair into a "fashionable" (safe man!) messy bun. Your bling (bling bling) hoop earrings in bling gold, just make me smile, and your accents just are widely known. O, and the guys (you aint ma blud, innit bruv) with your shot spikey hair, and (fucking safe) swagger. Chavs you have come to take over this world, and you're doing a very good job of it :S . That's kinda scary.

Indeed, it is very scary, that the phenominal species, of the given title "chavs", are in fact, taking over this universe.

by Yo freako October 10, 2005

Chav

Boys/Girls who deal drugs wear jeans so loose we see their pants and practically go blind.Boys who want to get a girl preganant and never talk to them again.Girls who think they are cool when wearing cheap burberry from the 99p store when they all look like a bunch of losers

1st chav:YO BRUV,wassupp oh my gawd blad guess wat!
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT

by EMo rOcK 101 July 4, 2008

chav

Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT; offspring of which should be castrated at 13 and females having full vasectomy at 12 or earliest clinical age.

This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.

Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.

This parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Lidel and Aldi; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit, Burberry items, baseball cap and bling; and of course bad language.

Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!

by Matt Black painter September 5, 2008