Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy (v)
When an individual is wide awake walking around alert and conscious gets into a vehicle to either drive or be a passenger of that ride and will almost instantaneously fall asleep. If the person is not nudged awake and some sort of way upon falling asleep or shortly thereafter they fall into a deep sleep which is really hard to wake them from unless of course the car has stopped moving to which they wake up almost as if a switch switch them back to life this can be dangerous do not allow anybody to drive with this condition

Kids: mom can you take us to school
Dad: mom's busy guys but I can take you come on let's go
Kids awkwardly staring at each other wondering who will be the one to break the news to Dad
Kids: no it's okay we'll take the bus dad thank you though
Dad: what? You guys never want to ride with me in the car anymore
Kids: yeah well you know we don't want to die and you having car collapsy makes it a bigger chance of that happening so thanks but no thanks got to go

Why would anybody let him drive the car he has carcolepsy do you not value his life or your car?

by Katknowsbestbitch June 21, 2022

Carcation

When you are traveling the USA living , sleeping in your car, eating fast food daily and showering at a national gym chain.Some would call it homeless.
However, you have a purpose. Frugal travel and living.

I’m on a carcation for 6 months to see the leaves turn in New England.

by cubby54 July 30, 2022

Carcinerated

The act of over cooking/roasting/toasting/barbecuing food beyond the umami caramelisation point and venturing into the danger zone of burnt, carcinogenic madness. It is a portmanteau of 'carcinogen' and 'incinerate'.

Kim was disappointed when he returned to the kitchen to discover his pot of soupy rice slop had formed a burnt and blackened crust on the bottom.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.

by Ernest_Hemmingroid August 15, 2022

Carcana

A weird word made by me that means disgusting.

“Ew that’s Carcana, don’t do that”

by Carcana August 23, 2022

carcalicious

tasting like a carcass; a delicious tasting carcass

I had a dream where this cat was eating a rat's carcass, and the cat told me it was carcalicious.

by lightbulbsurgeon December 20, 2022

carcassed

best gamertag on xbox

I know carcassed on cbox

by carcassed October 4, 2022

carcrash

A unique perfect person you will only get to met once there is no one else like him and he fills your heart will joy, all your conversations with him are worth it and time flys to fast with him. His eyes are like the beautiful ocean waves that I find hypnotizing and everything about him is perfect yet he doesn’t realize it. He is smart, funny, caring, thoughtful, fun to hangout with, creative, and brings out the best of me. He understands and he listens too you. I cant ever get him off my mind and wish i could always be by his side where i feel is safe. When Im with him it feels like everyone else isnt there and he is the only thing that matters. He thinks he annoys me with his rants but I dont want anything more but to listen to him, he is literally perfect and handsome i wouldnt change anything if i could. I wish he was mine already but I guess we will have to see.

Carcrash completes me

by Em the neg March 1, 2023