Bizzle Certified

A certification provided by the one and only, Bizzle. The highest honor and a symbol of authenticity and grace. When you see someone or something is Bizzle certified there is guaranteed class and grace in them.

Comes from the youtuber Bizzlesnaff

Grace: Wow look at Max, he's so perfect..
Ashley: Yeah, I heard he's Bizzle Certified.

by LongPinkObject November 19, 2020

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes

Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling

by PikaRizz May 22, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023