samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.

Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.

by GrabSss April 3, 2016

carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Campbellwell Carrot

A multi-paper marijuana joint resembling a carrot. Named by Danny the Drug Dealer in the movie "Withnail & I", who explained he invented it in Campbellwell.

"We were bored, so we rolled a Campbellwell Carrot and were bored no more!"

by Roxanne S. December 21, 2007

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021

Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher

by Gazmondo September 8, 2020

saucy carrot

The alleged nickname, bestowed by Stormy Daniel's, of Donald Trump's penis.

Donald's saucy carrot didn't really affect my lady garden or my tossed salad. It was more a baby saucy carrot...said Stormy Daniel's after finally breaking her silence on trumps manhood

by Eun333 July 31, 2018