carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

carrot juice

“Carrot juice” is an adjective to describe something with a negative connotation. It can also be used as a synonym for “ew”, “yuck”, or “gross”.

Woman: I just went to see my ex-boyfriend

Man: Ugh, bro that’s so carrot juice.

Alternatively,
Man: I just threw up in the bathroom
Woman: Dude, carrot juice

by addie_doo January 13, 2023

Carrot Cake

A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.

You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.

by Medical Merc July 20, 2020

Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

by Ponchopi May 8, 2022

pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles May 1, 2018

romeo carrot

when u slip your

orange cock in a pretty lady and make her gag

can u romeo carrot me tonight?

by kufgbjkhg January 16, 2018