Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

canoe juice

The liquid at the bottom of a canoe

bruh why is there so much canoe juice at the bottom of this boat

by nigger123412 January 17, 2019

Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.

So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.

by Larry Loon March 30, 2025

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her

After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe

by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025

Canoe Dude

A dude that rents canoes in Ocean Shores

Where did you rent your canoe from? The Canoe Dude

by wrkz4me June 4, 2022