Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.

Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!

by Peter_peter October 28, 2024

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 18, 2022

candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick

Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.

by Lightning Blitz January 21, 2022

Candle Jenner

Slap A Photo Of Kendle Jenner's Face On A Candle, Thats All You Need To Do

Candle Jenner Must Be From Dirty Docks!

by Martinez R. August 22, 2021

who made candles

Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!

email and thore are the poeple who made candles!

by laoalsk March 31, 2022

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 05, 2021