Ghost cake

A bad thing that is burned into your brain, you cannot unsee it

"Man, did you see that new On the Spot episode?"
"Yeah, it was a total ghost cake. I think I'm scarred for life."

by Nebula51 October 28, 2017

Jack Cake

A delicacy made up of smegma and cake batter, often served along with Goldman Pie.

I had a the greatest Jack Cake at that new bakery down the block, I got a free eclair too!

by ZasterBlaster58 March 22, 2019

the cake is a lie

Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".

Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.

Employee #1: Really, aw crap.

by Mike Grant October 30, 2007

Clown cake

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

by rweyh August 1, 2012

Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

Babe Cake

The female equivalent of a Stud Muffin.

A girl who is looking like a particularly hot and steamy babe.

1. (guy talking about a girl) "Did you see that chick that just walked past? She was a total babe cake."

2. (girl saying about self) "Ding! Turn the oven off. This babe cake is done!"

by Scarlett KM November 15, 2010

ghost cake

A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).

"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."

by Haru/VoidKatana October 26, 2017