Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

First Sex

That thing where most people fail first try at 16

Boy: I missed the hole

Girl: Just put it in more

Boy: Sorry it’s my First Sex

by QWERTYUIOP0123456789 April 9, 2021

First love

Someone you think about from time to time even though you both stopped talking a long time ago. Things such as certain weather, songs and acronyms can someone trigger the memory you both had. You long for the feeling again and he/she/they pops up in your mind when you’re feeling down or when you hit rock bottom. You wish they are still here. You both don’t necessarily have to be in a relationship before to feel this kind of feeling. Sometimes you might even fall for people who display even the slightest bit of resemblance to him/her. At the end of the day, you still carry on with life with the memories that you both had & you cherish it.

*The night we met by Lord Huron plays*

“This reminds me of my first love I met back in 2020”

by cakeyg July 26, 2022

The first Protogen

The very first Protogen ever to be created is made out of latex, Wolf/Dog, machines, and a 19 year old child. He is named as Prototype-0001 and is able to be speak symbols everytime is stressed out.

There are 10 More Prototypes and the last one is chosen to be the perfect first Protogen. The name of the first Protogen is x-881cj9.

Prototype-0001 is able to take of it's mask and reveal it's face and it will be able to use it's magic but with the mask on it cannot use it. Prototype-0001 is capable of using different codes by scanning it with it's mask and it will effect its physical form.
Examples:
Giga
Beast
War

He is 9'0-9'1 and is quite friendly but hate it when someone hurts a animal.

The first Protogen is safe to be touch and is friendly to children

by Mask-C June 23, 2022

The First Protogen

The first Protogen ever created appeared in 1990 and was made out of latex, machine's, Wolf/Dog, and a 19 year old boy. He was named Prototype-0001 and was known as the only Protogen who can use magic. He was run to many test and modification. His mask/helmet is able to be taken off to reveal his real face, without it he is able to use magic and with it he isn't able to use it. He can speak symbols whenever he is stressed. He can use different codes that will effect and change his physical body. He is known to take care multiple animals but is sometimes a prankster by faking a kill.

The First Protogen is safe and is quite playful

by Mask-C June 23, 2022