Buddhism

A beautiful religion that is misunderstood in the west. Often times shrouded within a haze of mystic stereotypes and unrealistic depictions in Hollywood and movies. A lot of douchebag American scholars have tried to water down the whole religion of Buddhism to a mere philosophy free of all if any abstract supernatural concepts and elements. This of course would be a gross misunderstanding of the 2500 year old tradition as well. Hippies all across Europe and the U.S. and Canada have really given Buddhism a bad rep. Especially since so many of these ass holes seem to hold to the honest conviction that the teachings of The Buddha are just what ever the hell they make up. Not like that is blatant cultural appropriation at all. By that I mean the cultural appropriation of Buddhism itself because as a belief system, it is owned by no race. It was founded by an Indian/ Nepalese prince and was spread by early monks from there to Japan to Ancient Greece. Unlike the false notion that Buddhism is some how owned by Asians. Even though they are the folks who are often the most disrespected when T.V shows like King of The Hill or Family Guy suddenly decide to start making fun of Buddhism. Even though they don't know their Naraka from Nirvana.

Person 1: You know man, I've been thinking about converting to Buddhism lately.
Person 2: You mean that hippy bullshit that David Carradine used to smoke pot and beat up bad guys with back in the 70's before he hanged himself?
Person 1: Sigh...

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Budda Budda

1. Something the hamsters in Hamtaro say when they are running.

2. Slang for butter.

"pass dah budda budda!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

BUDDAY

An expression used to show how much you like something, to show an appreciation, to be very BUDDAY BUDDAY, and as always, emphasis is key. Said this way, "BUDDAY- have emphasis on the BUD yet less emphasis on the DAY, but never losing emphasis on the whole word. BUDDAY. Almost like saying it like, BAU-dae, (in lamen terms). Used to express emotions as in the examples below:

1. That is very BUDDAY BUDDAY
2. Hello good BUDDAY
3. What in the good BUDDAY?
4. That was very unBUDDAY
5. BUDDAY BUDDAY!!!!
6. Captian BUDDAY
7. Time to BUDDAY it up a bit
8. There is only one word to describe that......BUDDAY
9. BUDDAY is used any time at all possible times

by Captain BUDDAY July 27, 2003

Joe Budden

"Rapper" who considers himself a battle rapper even though Lloyd Banks kicked his ass The Game kicked his ass Jay-Z kicked his ass Saigon kicked his ass Method Man kicked his ass Inspectah Deck kicked his ass pretty much he cant beat anybody because he lacks talent and has a really big mouth but never can back it up he thinks he is really good and received 32 on the best rappers alive list and complained???? Is he serious he is lucky to get that he is really bad and slaughter house is ONLY good because the rest of them carry him personally i think he needs to QUIT rapping and commit suicide

Me;Hey did you hear Joe Budden killed him self???
My Nigga:Finally that guy suckED mongo ball sack

by cdawg91 July 28, 2009

buddharrhea

when buddha goes to chipotle with lots of beans and hotsauce.

OH CRAP I JUST DROPPED A HUGE BUDDHARRHEA

by buddharhealover1 October 1, 2008

Stuart Budd

A good laugh, quality all round chode.

Stuart Budd is a chode!!!

by absurdfatchicken January 12, 2011

kill the Buddha

be accountable/responsible for one's actions; own it

He really had no one else to blame. It's not like anyone held a gun to his head. Ultimately, he had to kill the Buddha.

by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010