Bomb Bride

A woman from a war zone that you want to, intend to, or have married.

"Damn! That Ukrainian woman would make a fine ass Bomb Bride!"

by VladdyDaddy’sMaster March 4, 2022

legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.

America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

Thai Orphan/ Bride

A small thai woman who goes for anywhere from $5 a night.

Lisa is a Thai orphan/ Bride.

by The Jets- Frank The Tank May 5, 2011

Type B Bride

A woman with very little interest in a big, grandiose wedding who's major concerns for her wedding day include how drunk she's getting on her hen do, the cost of the wedding, how quickly she wants it over with so she can get on with her life.

"I'm a Type B bride honey. Our wedding's going to be in the school hall, everyone's going to be dressed as characters from Firefly, I'll be turning up in my sweatpants, I'm buying the wedding cake from Wal-Mart, you can wear whatever the hell you feel like and I'll pretty much still be drunk.... so anyway, I was thinking we could go to Brazil for our honeymoon... 'cause they have a snake there!"

by Aelle October 21, 2014

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011

braves

an evil team that beats the florida marlins most of the time, but next year will be different

damned braves beat the marlins again, i hope bobby cox chokes on a preatsel like george bush did.

by pimp daddy dollars October 12, 2004

Blivet

A sock full of shit with a hole in the toe, i.e. anything that spews crap.

The most dangerous place to be is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone, he is such a blivet!

by Baygul May 3, 2011