Brandon Heath

An Attractive male singer from Nashville, TN with amazing eyes and an angelic voice. He's pretty much the sweetest person you'll ever meet. He makes birds sing in the morning and crickets chirp in the night. The stars shine brightly when words flow from his lips.

Ashley: Wow, His voice is beautiful.
Jessica: That must be Brandon Heath!

by Amyyankins September 24, 2010

Brandon Hagen

A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.

ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."

by Rembrandt Cavendish October 24, 2011

brandon lathrop

a gay guy that cheats and thinks hes all of that when he is just a gay homosexual that gits pleasure from gurls hateing him and gitting pleasuered by his mom

brandon lathrop is gay

by jeffery OG August 6, 2011

Brandon

That's Brandon with a 'B'. A guy who is very funny and likes to have fun. He plays a lot of sports, but is big into hockey. He has a big heart and will try to be the hero if he can. He typically isn't a fighter, but has been known to fight for love. He gives in easy though. He is a nice guy, and unfortunately, nice guys finish last. He is friends with many, and likes many different things. He can be a great friend, boyfriend and lover. He's a great kisser. Typically on a first date he'll take you to a hockey game and then out for dinner at a nice restaurant.

funny, smart, cute, hero, sensitve, Brandon

by HauteP1nk February 5, 2010

Brandon

to love someone forever and can't love anyone else

man he is such a Brandon he's been with her since 7th grade.

by eddiii December 15, 2008

Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes jerking can doo the rawest knee drop and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

that my brandon !

by the smartone . June 21, 2010

Dark Brandon

a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.

MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022