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Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.
by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016
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boob rays

The mesmerizing power of seeing a set of boobs. All other sights and sounds around you disappear as you stare at the boobs.

This applies to naked boobs primarily.
Girl: Did you hear what I said?
Dude: uh... what? ... boob rays ... so... captivating.
by boobiesexual June 17, 2009
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perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.
Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.
by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008
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boob sweat

It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs
It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.
by Tiffany2583 January 6, 2007
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boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.
Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis
by freakingname July 14, 2007
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boob-over

boob-over; Semilar to the "comb-over" as with a loss of one boob a female will wear a tube top and slosh a purtion of the remaining tit sidesways so as to give the impression there is a full pair hiding under her blouse.
Tony; Yeah, so like, I thought I was gunn'a get lucky with Amilia and when I reached into her tubetop for a little feel...like shit man, out pops this one big saggy tit.

Lee; What, are you kidding? So what happened to the other one, a tit-ectemy?

Tony; Donn'o dude. It was the wierdes't thing ever. Like a boob comb-over.

Lee; That's so sick! Chicks with one tit should just face being bald chested instead of doing that gross boob-over thing. Eueeeww!
by the Toad February 23, 2011
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boob luge

Boob luge is where a female pushes her boobs together and someone poors liquor down her breasts while someone is at the bottom of her jugs funneling the alcohol.
Yo Jenna's tits lookin nice. Jenna let me hit the boob luge on your tits, Matt poor this beer down let's go!
by Boob luge May 14, 2016
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