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Talking bollocks

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.
by Robdog July 9, 2018
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Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock
by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018
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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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billy bollock ball

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”
by camelot ._. September 9, 2022
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