Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
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Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake
Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks
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A 'Posher' word/term for Testicles.
Oh Bollocks, I just whacked my leg.
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A pair of people that make you feel sick and resemble male genitalia
Ezra and Gina are the bollocks of the group
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My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
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When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
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English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
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