Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

blub

The sound produced when you pull on a person's cheek, then let it go.
It should normally sound like a click.

His blubs are real loud!

by bibibib_bibibi May 30, 2025

blub

The sound produced when a person's cheek is pulled and it crashes against the teeth.
A sign of respect or friendship.

That blub was extremely loud!
I heard the blub from miles away

by bibibib_bibibi May 30, 2025

Blubby McGubbins

Beloved non-existent comic character, created as an example for an OC for a Discord server's ruleset in a server that doesn't allow OC content.

"My OC Blubby McGubbins is best friends with Wonder Woman and Aquaman..."

by altamont498 June 5, 2025

blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

Blubbyupski

The act of squeezing the back of someone's leg, specifically the gracilis and biceps femoris muscles, and squeezing firmly. When carried out properly, the target (victim) will typically collapse with a scream and violently convulse to escape the grasp.

I was sitting at the dinner table, minding my own business, when all of a sudden my brother gave me blubbyupski.

by the craic was 90 August 12, 2025

Blub rat

A compliance officer who goes at the club

Nancy was an absolute blub rat at the club last night. I had to put down my manual on extension cords just to take in the madness.

by Mel123456789 August 27, 2025