bloments

n. blonde moments

-how many bloments do you have in one day?
-what are bloments?!
-you idiot! BLONDE MOMENTS!

by sweetsss3 March 27, 2011

blokemanship

Where a guy can prove or disprove his levels of blokemanship by his actions and or comments. If he does something poor with regard to his mates or says anything shit, he has low levels of blokemanship.

If Dave drinks all of your beers while your in bed trying to sleep, he proves he has extremely low levels of blokemanship.

by coij July 1, 2011

Blojealous

(blah gel ous)When your significant other is jealous of the time you spend blogging or reading blogs.

What! Are you blogging again? Get off the computer and spend time with me.

Dude, seriously, stop being blojealous.

by Blogger71 October 22, 2011

blomedy

A comedy film featuring a largely black cast whose target audience is comprised mostly of black people or white teenagers who think they're thug.

"Have you seen 'Think Like A Man?'"
"Nah, that shit's a blomedy!"

by crim13 September 23, 2012

BlokeJob

A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.

BlokeJob

by Mxytgkdd September 17, 2013

blomental

A blonde that has a lot of blonde moments, or bloments.

Susie is very blomental. She is constantly having blonde moments.

by richw930 October 9, 2013

Blocephus

An endearing term used between gay male country music fans or gay cowboys.

Why is he going with him to the Taylor swift concert? Oh that's his blocephus. They saw Brokeback Mountain last week together.

by Kman63 December 19, 2013