an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.
by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012
Get the blonde wad mug.A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.
by L cars March 8, 2011
Get the Blonde trash mug.A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
by CassieWin February 12, 2023
Get the Lavender Blonde mug.A person who has ginger hair uses the term "strawberry blond" to describe their hair because they're in-denial.
by VoyedIfRemoved January 24, 2010
Get the Strawberry Blond mug.black girls (or guys) with fake blonde hair.
usually looks very cheap and ugly.
also a delicious dessert.
usually looks very cheap and ugly.
also a delicious dessert.
by ehjustaonetimer February 2, 2010
Get the blonde brownies mug.a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
by please-dont-get-pissed-nevermind-go-ahead-you-ugly-girl June 13, 2006
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Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005
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