copy-block

copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;

the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily

Jim always seems to copy-block his colleagues by sending large documents to the network printer.

by Scotch1979 January 11, 2012

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guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 26, 2009

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Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse

"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"

by Hazel_162 December 07, 2021

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hoc-block

Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).

"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"

by riaaa17 February 01, 2010

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