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blind houdini

the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.
i'm not gonna fall for that again, or you'll give me another blind houdini
by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007
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blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.
by Twat sniff September 17, 2008
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Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
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blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....
"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."
by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003
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rob someone blind

1. to steal, especially stealing all or most of what someone has

2. to overcharge someone
He almost robbed them blind. (example of rob someone blind)
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2010
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blind date

A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.
Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!
by PuNkY July 15, 2003
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blind drunk

the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.

To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.

Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.

blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
by krisfromthepastandfuture January 4, 2012
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