Blades Gang 

A very civil group of individuals, they are as polite as possible but they will not leave each other behind, ever. They try to talk the selves out of situations but if they end up getting into a fight they usually play by the rules, and often win. They are not involved in crime, yet they still do drugs and try to get as many knives as they can for protection.

Kid 1, "Yeah, have you heard of the blades gang?"
Kid 2, "No, they sound dangerous."
Kid 1, "That's what they want you to think, they're really not."

Blades Gang by XInsanity July 14, 2019

Blade Snake 

A mystic and otherworldly persona from the Ghanaian art and music scene. Also known as God Bod: The Purest, The Tempest.

It's been a while since I prayed to Blade Snake.

Blade Snake by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

bladder brain 

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

bladder brain by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

bladder birth 

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

bladder birth by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

bladder just fell out of my asshole 

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

bladder just fell out of my asshole by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

blade_cant_spell 

Really cool minecraft streamer:]

"Hey, do you watch blade_cant_spell?" "Yeah!they're my comfort streamer"

blade_cant_spell by Emma4life August 29, 2021

Blagee 

A pig. 3 little pigs.

A pig

"wow that's some blagee"

Blagee by omg guys im so cool February 12, 2022