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Fat Bites

Food items known to make people fat. Originally coined from Wisconsin cheese bites.
Caden, are you eating those fat bites again?
by Skelly Fat Head June 6, 2024
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Janusz biznesu

A stereotypical Polish small-time businessman or self-made entrepreneur who believes he’s always right and above everyone else, running his business according to his own, usually unprofessional and often comical rules. Characterized by lack of class, pettiness, greed, and a disregard for social or ethical standards, a "janusz biznesu" frequently embarrasses himself and those around him with his crude behavior and questionable decisions. He embodies the „new money” hustler—someone who ignores basic manners and any sense of professional culture.

This is a frequent meme archetype in Polish internet culture, mocking the absurdity and grotesque side of local “business folklore.”
A classic example: a public scandal where a businessman snatches a signed cap from a child at a sports event. Calling such a person a "Polish millionaire" or "CEO" (as English-language media did about Piotr Szczerek) completely misses the point—"janusz biznesu" is the only label that perfectly fits this brand of zero-class entrepreneurship in Poland.
My boss just took all the tips for himself—total janusz biznesu vibes.

My boss demanded we bring our own toilet paper to work—classic Janusz biznesu behavior.
by Meluco Copi August 31, 2025
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Yeasty Mc Bites

"Yeasty Mc Bites" is a pastry that has been warmed ip to perfection inside a woman's vagina. The woman's vagina provides a heat source to cook the pasty. The pastry is bite sized and it has the consistency of yeast.
Man eating pastry: Dayum, this strudel is yeasty mc bites worthy.

Friend: i gotto get my hands on dat yeast.
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cocoa dyno-bites

Did you try those cocoa dyno-bites! Wonder what they're made of.
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I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker
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The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.
When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".
by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021
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Angry little bites

A very angry and hungry midget
Oh wow look at that! that midget has gone Banana's almost like an angry little bites
by _Tobi_Kadachi_ April 28, 2022
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